10 commandments (for lazy people).

1) People are born tired, and live to rest.
2) Rest all day in order to sleep better at night
3) Love your bed like you love yourself.
4) When you see someone resting, help them.
5) Work is tiring.
6) What you should do today, do the day after tomorrow-- you'll have two days off.
7) If doing something causes you difficulty, let it cause someone else the same.
8) A little rest never killed anyone.
9) When you get the urge to work, sit down until it passes.
10) Work makes you nobler, but laziness makes you happier.