Saturday, July 11, 2009
Rainy Day Adventure
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Another shirt-dress
If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things of nature have a message that you understand, rejoice, for your soul is alive. ~Eleonora Duse
Robin Hood
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell about how I'm the worst wife ever!! Well, probably not really, but I did feel bad. Since Brett didn't get up as early as planned, he asked if I could buy some sodas and bring them and the treats to school for him for his defense, so I said sure. And then I got there and couldn't find him, and was wondering where he was, and found out that it started at 10:00, and not 11:00 like I'd thought. What kind of wife does that?! Anyway, I left the foodstuffs on a table by the room and Brett really didn't care at all, so I guess oh well.
Mommy! (sucks his thumb)
-Prince John
Criminently, now I know why your mama called you Nutsy.
-Sheriff of Nottingham
Sheriff: Is the safety on old Betsy?
Trigger: (pats the side of the crossbow) You bet it is, Sheriff.
Sheriff: That's what I was afraid of.
-Hiss
Sheriff of Nottingham: 'Criminently,' Trigger! Point that peashooter the other way.
Prince John: That insolent blackguard... Oooh! I'll show him who wears the crown!
Hiss: I share your loathing, Sire. That scurrilous scoundrel who fooled you with that silly disguise, who dared to rob you and made you look so utterly ridiculous...
Prince John: Enough!
[swings at Hiss, who dodges him]
Prince John: Hiss, you deliberately dodged.
Hiss: But, but, but... Sire, please.
Prince John: Stop sniveling and hold still.
[Hiss holds still while Prince John hits him]
Hiss: [dazed] Thank you, Sire.
Robin Hood: [He and Little John are dressed as Gypsy women] Ooh-de-la-lay! Ooh-de-la-lay! Fortune tellers!
Little John: Fortunes forecast! Lucky charms!
Robin Hood: Catch the dope with your horoscope!
Prince John: Hiss! You're never around when I need you!
Hiss: Coming, coming.
[begins singing ‘For I'm a Jolly Good Fellow’ until Prince John uncorks the barrel he's in]
Hiss: Oh! there you are old boy! PJ, you're not going to believe this, but the stork is really Robin Hood.
Prince John: Robin Hood? UHHH.
[ties hiss around a pole]
Prince John: Get out of that if you can.
Prince John: Seize the fat one!
"Oode-lalley, Oode-lalley! Golly what a day!"
-Alan-A-Dale, the rooster
Oh, poppycock. Female bandits? What next? Rubbish.
-Prince John
Prince John: This crown gives me a feeling of power! *Power!* Forgive me a cruel chuckle. Heh-heh-heh. Power...
Monday, July 6, 2009
This weekend
We got to swim in a pool.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Ethne is funny.
Today we were invited to eat at one of the campus dining halls with our nice friends. Another friend whose wife and kids are in CA right now came too. When Ethne was done eating and some of the rest of us were finishing up, Ethne said nice and loudly to Dustin "I have clothes on!" (Okay, the background is that I was mentioning it was cold and we had been playing in the fountains earlier but had changed before going to eat, so I think she was saying she was warm. But it was funny.) And then, she said, "I have Dora panties!" And Dustin was like hmmm, thanks, I did not know that.
Then, Ethne was supposed to sleep at the hospital tonight so that they could monitor her since she snores, and see if she needs her adenoids out and whatnot, but Brett came home with her because she had a fever. Anyway. When Ethne came in she shouted, "Where Jethro, Hazel, and Talmage? In bed? Were they ornery?" I had to laugh. No, it's just bedtime. Funny girl.
