Some old e-mails

From Derek to Megan (and everyone else)- I don’t know what the question was about…but that’s not really the important part, it’s just a good description of everyone in our family (at the time, which was about 9 years ago, so we’re missing several in-laws and twenty-something grandkids) according to Derek:

To megan,
  You never  know anything because i am the smart one in the family, you and ethan are the nerds of the family.  Unfortunately now that i think about it andrea is a nerd also, oh yeah kayli, kami, lindsay,and amy also.  I will not even try to describe what wyatt is,  but lucky for you all, you can hang out with me and my cool family during christmas and maybe some of it will rub off on you.  It is lucky for the ones with kids, that their kids are cool (danica,myles,olivia,megan). I would say jared is pretty cool except his dolphins just beat my broncos, i guess it doesn't matter since the broncos stink this year.  Go byu, and und, my school is in the ncaa championship game for football (not hockey  wow). I guess Brett is pretty cool except that he married a red head. And Tim is pretty cool but he is going to marry a red head and it's Andrea. Anyways i am so smart i will now stop writing this email.  bye bye adios hasta la vista mis hermanos locos
            derek

Just a little tidbit I found in an e-mail I had written someone:

Last night Mom was wrestling with Wyatt and then Dad jumped in and started biting mom's nose, then there were hickeys involved, and a watch got broken, etc. etc.  Lots of fun.  Mom said to dad, "Why are you so jumpy? I'm just trying to kiss you."  And dad said "Never trust a woman with her lips out, she always wants something." 

My question is, what about a man with his lips out?

This was from an e-mail I sent Brett when we were far away from each other at Christmas time, right before he officially proposed:

I was dying tonight of missing you, and then Dad and Derek were teasing me and were playing "charades" of how they think you will propose.  It was not nice.  First, I had my feet up on the table, and Dad said, "I'm Brett, and your foot is you."  To which he picked up my foot and started kissing it.  Yes, he is a weird, insane little man.  So then I ran away, and he said "Is that what you do when Brett kisses you?"  Then he grabbed my arm and kept hitting his head against my shoulder while repeating "please marry me, please, please."
Quite frankly, it was frightening.  Then later on, Derek knelt down and said "Kayli, if you marry me I'll...be married to a redhead for the rest of my life." 

Do you realize what I had to put up with my whole life?